December 2010
Happy new year!!!
I’m bound for a James Bond themed party. It’s gonna be hella classy. I hope you all have a mucho loverly night.
Daniel is a dick
And I guess I like oranges in my bum.
Stupid head.
Guitarists play my heart strings
At the nest last night, there was a boy who moved the same way that my first love did when he played guitar. The passion on his face, the way he closed his eyes, the music moving through his body. I almost cried. It’s time to get over my gay ex from five years ago. I have reached a new low.
Texts from tonight
Tori: Have fun getting laid!!! <3
Danage: I’ll sure try lol
Tori: I respect that. Use protection.
Danage: That’s for squares
Tori: Ummmmmmm fine get AIDS.
Danage: I already have Super aids.
Tori: Well then, having fun giving aids!
Danage: Lol its my mission to spread super aids to every good girl and boy
Tori: That’s lovely. You’re like the Santa of sexually transmitted...
Status of today's hangover
Crippling.
He's making me Chinese.
I assume you’re talking about food, otherwise I have some follow up questions.
Merry Christmas!
Come and watch some Big Bang Theory with me.
Bashful
He attempts to gallop across every inch of my room like a valiant steed, but be slips and slides along the surface of my hard wood floors. Silly fucking rabbit.
I watched Eclipse last night
That’s how drunk I was.
Texts from this afternoon
Me: I think my boyfriend is mad at me because I drunkenly got really mad at him for sleeping when I thought he should be having sex with me.
Danage: Your life troubles are like a sitcom.
WatchWhile waiting for my boyfriend to pick me up, I decided to film my bunny. It was not a waste of time because he is adorable.
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger
Can I take yo orduh?
Ticka tick tick
This year has been full of heart, heart break, broken promises, fucks that I didn’t give, some that I did, sexual tension, tense muscles, tight fists, intoxicated afternoons through to early morning couch crashes, lost friendships , Lost on bluray, girl crushes, KD, too much coffee, herbal tea and remedies, scraped knees, and the death of the man who used to haunt my dreams. All in all:...
I am a child in my heart
But a freak in the bed.
Wait.
Is that wrong?
Deals with it.
Are you super serial right now?
My boyfriend’s friend searches through my tumblr page to check up on me.
That’s not weird.
Nope.
Not at all.
OH WAIT yeah it is.
I have never even met this lady. I feel violated.
Don’t touch me there. That is my private square.